Monday 8 June 2009

Mondays Fire Mission


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Aussie soldier awarded gallantry medal We salute you and Australia Corporal Justin Wayne Huggett.













G4S Gurkha Services, part of G4S Secure Solutions (‘G4S’), has been awarded the contract to secure Thanet Earth, greenhouse project on the Isle of Thanet in Kent. . I think you can safely say that Thanet Earth, greenhouse project is secure!



TATTOO OF THE DAY

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Search is on for Cranbrook woman who tipped off Gurkha campaigners about Lumley connection
This woman deserves the freedom of Nepal as does Joanna.

More Military Rules

Para Rules
1. Arrive before everybody else.
2. Wave goodbye to RAF.
3. Take maps away from officers.
4. Fix bayonets.
5. Do job.
6. Find lager, tottie or tottie's mum.
7. Return to base and parade for medal handout to RAF.
8. Go to 6.

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10 heroes who nails Ministry of Defence lies over atomic blasts I myself have been on the receiving end of the MODs lies.


MINISTER QUIZZED OVER ARMS FIRM ‘LINKS’ Ainsworth wont think there is anything wrong with this its just another PERK of the job like expenses!


CTF 151, USS Gettysburg Help Keep Waterways Safe for All The guided-missile cruiser USS Gettysburg is a fine ship with a proud name.



Afghanistan: A day in the life of Lance Sergeant Gareth Green Thank you for your service Sergeant.





Free adventure holidays for Armed Forces children Fabulous idea.


Injured soldier in climb challenge
Major Phil Packer is truly an inspirational man and I wish him well with his latest amazing feat.





Dear People of the United Kingdom

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy, your Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers 50 years of age and older on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the government deems appropriate.

Only persons who have been RAPED can get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously, persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the government.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on, will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The government has always prided itself in the amount of SHIT it gives out. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your local MP. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

Sincerely,

Gordon Brown

HT/ Bryan.



© Mack (RG) The thoughts of a Falklands War Veteran.
Rogue_gunner_32_alpha@yahoo.co.uk

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