Members of the British Press finally tracked down under fire defence secretary and illegitimate half brother of Gordon Brown to a rehabilitation clinic in Monte Carlo. When asked about the new Sea Harrier Replacement Mr Brown said “ Who the F*** let you English B******* in here? The fighters are small and compact but deliver a punch.” He then head butted a journalist in the nose saying “Have some of that you Sassenach T***.” before removing his electric shock treatment wires and leaping from a ground floor window. Manic screams were heard as the crazed Scotsman attacked a group of Japanese tourists that took a photo of him. The MoD refused to comment last night on Mr Browns mental state only to say he had been under enormous pressure lately and was getting on with the job.
HT/ Bryan.
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