(RG) Another ridiculous myth from the Falklands War was that Rapier only shot downthree enemy aircraft and this was started by British plonkers. I think after 26 years its time to spill the beans. One day at San Carlos I was blinded by a powerful light through my tracker head as I was searching for Argentinean aircraft. As I looked up I saw the most amazing shape in the sky, kinda like a banana, it was green & yellow with white and black stripes and it made a buzzing noise like very loud hair clippers. I managed to fire my missile at it and it hit the side and then went through the hull like it was hitting jelly. Eventually the strange craft spiralled to earth near San Carlos settlement and my sergeant and I raced down the hill to investigate. By the time we got their we found the whole area was cordoned off and the Military Police were loading strange small humanoid creatures in to the back of a Chinook. Aman in a black suit made us all sign a piece of paper and reminded us that he new where our families lived and told us never to breathe a word to anyone. I swear that this story is true, Oh yeah and I witnessed an Argentinean frogman sat on top of a torpedo slam straight in to the side of HMS Invisible sinking her instantly, yeah and Vote Labour and Cherrie Blair is gorgeous and our Military are treated like Kings and John Prescott is a generous well educated thin nice smelling man, Plus for you Americans I love Obama & Hillary, Socialism is the best thing for your Country. Finally the War Pensions only have your best interests at heart when they give you a medical and treat you with dignity and respect. I cant wait to see the new aircraft carriers that will definitely be built.
© Mack (RG) The thoughts of a Falklands War Veteran.
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Mack, if you didn't exist, someone would have to invent you! Thanks for the heads up on Barack and Hillary.
ReplyDeleteBTW, good kill on that pesky UFO. Didn't know you worked for S.H.A.D.O. I'll tell Straker you said "hi".