Desperate Dan has been PC Assassinated. RIP.

Desperately dull: The politically-correct Desperate Dan for the 21st century
In his prime he used to shave with a blowtorch, part his hair with a pistol shot and munch cow pie - horns, tails and all.
But these days Desperate Dan is a mere shadow of his former dynamic self.
In fact he is nothing more than a politically-correct big softie, according to the daughter of the man who created the Dandy's best-loved character 70 years ago.
Dr Jennifer Barnes, whose father Albert Barnes edited the comic from 1937 to 1982, said her father would be horrified if he could see the modern Dan.
"It's completely ridiculous," said 69-yearold Dr Barnes in an interview following the rebranding of the comic last month when it was relaunched as Dandy Xtreme. "It does make me sad to see the changes."
Over the years the once-portly Dan has been slimmed down and his six-shooter replaced with a water pistol. Read It Here

(RG) You cant have fuck all can you without these Liberal PC lunatics ruining everything, I suppose Dan now lives in a squat with his sex change boyfriend Carlos and they are trying to adopt a baby from Africa, Arrrrgggghhhh
bring back Cow Pie!

© Mack (RG) The thoughts of a Falklands War Veteran.
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