Sunday 11 February 2007

Breaking News



We are just getting breaking news that `Rogue Gunner` is reported to have used cannabis whilst watching a Stranglers gig in Bonn West Germany. Our reporters have spoken to a gentleman who we shall call Raymond that used to work for GCHQ that said he was working the Wednesday afternoon shift in 2004 when he was recording a conversation between Rogue and another soldier he served with. Raymond states that Rogue was heard mentioning using the substance as well as some other rather childish behaviour he and his fellow soldiers got up to on a regular basis. David Cameron this morning defended Rogue and said ” I can understand why Rogue used it man that shit was good”



© Mack (RG) The thoughts of a Falklands War Veteran.

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