Thursday 23 July 2009

Thursdays Fire Mission




Navy's largest warship commissioned God bless all who serve on her, now go and protect the Falkland Islands.


Red Arrows to fly over RAF Shawbury Residents around the airfield at RAF Shawbury are in for a treat tomorrow.





RAF marks 40 years of Harrier jet Happy birthday old girl, you certainly helped win the Falklands War.

TRIBUTES TO ARMY HERO, 18 RIP Private Robert Laws.

UK approves Puma upgrade as helicopter debate rages on Puma , Chinook, Sea King, whatever just get them to Afghanistan.

Leicestershire soldier, 17, off to fight in Afghanistan Best of luck to Private Kieron Wilson your Country is proud of you.

Hundreds show support for captured soldier Lets pray that Pfc. Bowe Bergdahl'is released unharmed.

US military deaths in Afghanistan region at 670 A heavy price to pay, RIP.


'Imbeciles': Hundreds evacuated from their homes as bushfire caused by French military threatens Marseille Trust the bloody French!


Soldiers going to Afghanistan learn to reduce risk of being maimed Many limbless and armless young men will not make the news headlines.

The definition of rank

GENERAL: Leaps tall buildings, is more powerful than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water amid hurricanes, gives policy to God.


COLONEL: Leaps short buildings with a single bound, is more powerful than a switch engine, is just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on water if the sea is calm, talks to God.


LT, COLONEL: Leaps short buildings with a running start and a favourable wind, is almost as powerful as a switch engine, is faster than a speeding pellet, walks on water in indoor swimming pool, talks to God if a request form is approved.

MAJOR: Barely clears a Nissan hut, loses tug of war with a switch engine, can fire a speeding bullet, swims well, is occasionally addressed by God.

CAPTAIN: Makes high marks by trying to leap buildings, gets run over by locomotive, can sometimes handle a gun without shooting himself, dog paddles, talks to animals.

1ST. LEIUTENANT: Runs into buildings, recognizes locomotive two out of three times, is not issued with live ammunition, can stay afloat in a Mae-West if properly instructed, talks to walls.

2ND. LEIUTENANT: Falls over the doorstep when entering buildings, says "Look at the choo-choo, wets himself, plays in mud puddles, mumbles to himself.

SERGEANT MAJOR: Lifts tall buildings and walks under them, kicks locomotives off the track, catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats them, freezes water with one stare....


HE IS GOD.



Buckley trooper Aaron Morgan among 200 soldiers in Queen’s Dragoon Guard homecoming parade in Chester Welcome Home Aaron Morgan.




Military Cross-winning soldier's heroism immortalised in print I for one will be giving 'Ground Truth', by best-selling author Patrick Bishop a read.





US military: 3 killed in attack in Iraq Nice job guys.


£1m abseil for injured soldiers Hat tip to High Access Rescue.


Yobs hurl missiles at fire-fighters If these scum want to fight send them to Afghanistan.


Land mine generously given to charity
Cant say that Bin Laden doesn’t give to charity.

Wanted: volunteers to eat chocolate every day for a year in the name of science Word on the street is Gordon (The Red Robot) Brown has applied.


© Mack (RG) The thoughts of a Falklands War Veteran.
Rogue_gunner_32_alpha@yahoo.co.uk


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