Wednesday, 6 May 2009

Wednesdays Fire Mission


Call to salute the height of courage Lets hope that the memory of "Lady MacRobert's memory lives on "MacRobert Spirit – Not for Self But for Country" – it says it all.

Treasury flies into political row over contract to buy Euro fighter jets Unfortunately with the ineptitude and vandalism caused to our Armed Forces by the Socialists we will be lucky of we can afford to put Lady MacRobert's name on the side of a Childs balloon.


Web Site Of The Day

SHADE at DVD It no good selling anything like this to the MOD as they will just loose it, or leave the information on a lap top in a railway station.


Dumfries mum’s tribute to son killed in Afghanistan My heart goes out to Pam Murray, David will never be forgotten RIP.


Getting it right in Afghanistan A good article.


Taliban Challenges Pakistan Army on Home Turf as Battle Widens The War On Terror will be won or lost in Pakistan.



Gordon Brown will be issuing this shortly to all Reservists:-

Under the Emergency Powers Act (1939) as amended by the Defence Act (1978), you are hereby notified that you are required to place yourself on standby for possible compulsory military service in the British Section of the America/NATO Conflict. You may shortly be ordered to depart for the Middle East where you will join either the 3rd Battalion The Queen's Own Suicidal Conscripts or the 2nd Foot and Mouth.
Due to the recent rundown of the Navy and the refusal of P&O to lend us any of their l
iners, because of the deplorable state in which they were returned after the Falklands adventure, it will be necessary for you
to make your own way to the combat zone.

H.M. Government have been able to negotiate a 20% discount on one way trips with Virgin Airlines and you are strongly urged to take advantage of this offer (Ryan Air also do a nice little £9.99 trip).

Because of cutbacks in Government expenditure in recent years it will be necessary for you to provide yourself with the following equipment as soon as possible:
* Combat Jacket
* Trousers(preferably khaki - but please no denim)
* Tin helmet
* Boots (or a pair of sturdy trainers)
* Gas mask
* Map of the combat zone (the Ordinance Survey 1:2800 Outdoor
Leisure Map of Afghanistan will do)
* Rifle (or any similar weapon)
* Ammunition (preferably to suit previous item)
* Suntan oil

If you are in a position to afford it, we would like you to buy a tank. (Vickers Defence of Banbury are currently offering all new conscripts a 0% finance deal on all X registration Chieftains, but hurry, as offer is only available whilst stocks last).

We would like to reassure you that in the unlikely event of anything going wrong, you will receive a free burial in the graveyard of your choice, and your next of kin will be entitled to the new War Widows pension of £1.75 per calendar month, index-linked but subject to means testing, and fully repayable should our side eventually lose.

There may be little time for formal military training before your departure and so we advise that you hire videos of the following films and try and pick up a few tips as you
watch:

* The Guns of Navarone
* Kelly's Heroes
* A Bridge to Far
* The Longest Day
* Apocalypse Now
* The Matrix
* Blazing Saddles
* The Desert Song
* Mary Poppins



We do not recommend that you watch Khartoum.

To mentally prepare yourself for your mission try reading the works of Wilfred Owen or Rupert Brookes. This should give you some idea of what may be involved.

Yours faithfully, G. Brown PM
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Military Dogs Coming Home From Iraq
Lets not forget our four legged friends who have saved many a soldiers life with their keen sense of smell.


Soldiers in 35 Signal Regiment face redundancy threat Anyone would think that we are living in peaceful times?



The Royal Marines have launched a plea to help sweeten the days for troops away. If you can help, post any of the above to Rev Peter Scott, Chaplain, Cdo Log Regt Royal Marines, Bastion, BFPO792.


Families of nuclear test vets sought If this research is being carried out by the MOD it will be biased and worthless and will come uo with the obvious conclusion that there is no long term health risk to the families. Any study should be done by an independent body.



GCHQ speaks out about its Intelligence & Security mission in the Internet age If GCHQ spent more time protecting this Country from terrorism instead of helping the British Socialist Government spy on political parties like the BNP then we might be safer?


Mental health fears over veterans Well there wouldn’t be would there, its not good PR for the MOD.


Fight against Pirates Also Needed Ashore Says Top Navy Admiral Its nice to see someone is listening to me?

New Zealand, Australia to launch closer military ties Being close neighbours this makes a great deal of sense.


Georgia uncovers coup plot I would love to see a military coup in the UK.


Iraqi Navy embarks on modernisation strategy It wont be long until the Iraqi navy is bigger and better than the Royal Navy.







Dinner for heroes, Congratulations to former boot neck and member of Securi-Guard for this very worthy cause.


Stark realities of war for young Yorkshire soldiers on front line
At least Stephen Grey can write his books with the knowledge that he has been on the ground in a combat zone as apposed to writing it from the comfort of a luxury London office.


© Mack (RG) The thoughts of a Falklands War Veteran.
Rogue_gunner_32_alpha@yahoo.co.uk

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