David Cameron has instructed all hamsters to be called up in the `fight against terrorism ` the Prime Minister was quoted today saying …. “ In this our new Big Society every one must take a share of responsibility and this includes our pets , its not morally right that our young men and woman are fighting in Afghanistan whilst hamsters are sat idly at home in cages living off other peoples hard work, its time for these hamsters to earn their food and keep, anyone trying to hide their hamsters to avoid military service will be severely dealt with and their pets forcibly removed and placed into detention centres to await transportation to Afghanistan, I trust the house will support me with this vital new initiative.
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