Even God Hates The Labour Party

A Royal Marine was attending some college courses after doing his bit in Iraq and Afghanistan and getting out. One of the courses had a Labour Party MP
who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the Communist Party.

One day the MP shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "GOD!! If You are real then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!"

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting . . ."

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the Socialist , and punched his lights out; knocking him off the platform. The MP was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.

The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The MP eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What in the world is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Marine calmly replied, "God is too busy today protecting British warriors who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff like that and act like an idiot. So He sent me."

Adapted for the Brits from God Is Busy at Stormbringer