Will Gordon Brown Tell The Truth At Iraq Enquiry?

The UKs political commentators are nearly wetting themselves at the prospect of The Supreme Leader Gordon I saved the World Brown giving evidence at the Iraq Enquiry, sorry whitewash after he drunkenly said “It holds nay fee for me laddie” to a rather shocked Peter Mandelson. Geoff Hoon was said to be laughing like a Hyena saying “Ha Ha I grassed the fat w***** up at that inquiry thing.” Enquiry members were said to be asking for specialist help in interpreting what the PM will be saying. A team from SETI are said to coming over to study the strange jaw movements of Brown to see if he is indeed communicating with other beings from his Red planet. You Tube is said to be expecting a spike in traffic as this hit’s the internet.