Thursday, 30 October 2008

Afghan Battles 'Deafening Soldiers' and MPs


Hundreds of soldiers returning home from Afghanistan are suffering severe and permanent hearing damage caused by intense battlefield noise, it has been reported. Read It Here

(RG) Experts are today baffled by a new strange phenomenon associated with hearing loss connected to War. Not only are soldiers seriously damaging their hearing but it has been reported that several hundred Socialist Labour MP s have also been affected including Gordon Brown. Doctor Ludwig Tattle of the Munich Hearing loss Institute has been researching this problem since Tony Blair first sent our servicemen to War. Doctor Ludwig states that it is an problem with the inner ear and certain frequencies , when MP s hear that the free bar paid by the tax payer is open they seem to hear perfectly but when our servicemen ask for more equipment and helicopters for Afghanistan, it seems the words ARMY triggers a hearing loss. He also reports the condition is spreading throughout Socialist controlled councils when ex servicemen who find themselves homeless ask for help they are met with a deafening silence. The only Labour MP who seems unaffected by this is Peter Mandelson who hears everything clearly and when asked about military shortages he said “The chinless wonders can go cap in hand for all I care.”

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  1. The only thing Peter Mandelson is interested in is his Brazilian boyfriends arse.

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