Dr John Reid
Prime Minister Sir another soldiers been killed”
“What’s that you say, think Il have my haddock grilled ?”
“Prime Minister Sir there’s been another terrorist attack”
“Not now Mr Reid, I hope its not in Iraq”
“Prime Minister Sir your wife’s on the phone
She says she’s having her hair done and you’ve gone overdrawn”
“Prime Minister Sir we have captured Bin Laden
He was living in a council house in Stratford Upon Avon”
“Prime Minister Sir shall we grant him asylum?”
“We could make him the minister for Northern Ireland”
“Prime Minister Sir the last soldier is dead”
“That’s OK I resign I’m off to America instead”
© Mack (RG)"Every day feels like the day of a funeral"
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