THE UK AND ITS JOHNNY ENGLISH APROACH TO CYBER CRIME

It seems that as a Country we are at great threat from Cyber attacks which is costing the UK  £27bn a year. Not a small figure and could be better used I suppose by giving it to India so they can build another Space Ship, or I could be thought insane by suggesting we spend it on our own people? Well anyway, we noW have a new Coalition Government so they will be on the ball and get it sorted wont they? Not like the last lot of Johnny English Socialists surely. Hmmmn well apparently Dave has ordered his crack team of …… erm what can I call them? Incompetent should suffice, to “Jolly well sort this mess out before Christmas , Oh sorry The Holidays .” There is just one small problem before they take on the might of the Chinese and Russians, they seem to have LOST all of their computers. They wouldn’t even put a storyline like this in a comedy James Bond movie. I think Dave would be better served using carrier pigeons, but I’m sure he would lose those as well. Do they eat Pigeon in China? The Tories should be sponsored by comet and sold to the Chinese for a £1.00