What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands in the air?
The army.
How many French troops does it take to defend Paris?
We don't know, it hasn't been tried yet.
I joined the French army yesterday.
Was a bit confused though - the body armour only covers the back.
Have you seen those French Army Knives?
No scissors or tweezers, just 6 corkscrews and a white flag.
What's the first thing the French army teaches at basic training?
How to surrender in at least 10 languages.
What's the difference between Frenchmen and toast?
You can make soldiers out of toast.
© Mack (RG) The thoughts of a Falklands War Veteran.
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