Live footage of secret SAS operations in Iraq is being beamed to military top brass in Britain and America. Read It Here
(RG) Can you imagine somebody like Simon Cowel buying the rights to screen this footage? Desperate for the next ratings hit, to get one over on Ant & Dec. After the watershed Nine O’clock all the children wont be able to watch it because they are outside mugging old woman having sex in stolen cars or buying and selling crack cocaine. The programme works with the viewer watching the suicide bomber approach the SAS team, on your remote control you have coloured buttons which when you press , tells the TV company when you would have fired your weapon and which part of the body you would have hit? There is also audience participation only they get more of a feel of combat, they are issued with combat clothing including false Ray Bans that they can keep as a memento of the show. When they press their buttons in the studio they are sprayed by a fine mix of simulated brain and blood and small sensors under their chairs make for a simulation IED if they fail to push their buttons in time and get killed. The winner of the show gets awarded a plastic medal by Former General Peter de la Billière and the end of show Champion gets a brand new Hummer with Chrome rims. 5% of the proceeds of the show go to the families of the suicide bombers, viewer discretion is advised!
© Mack (RG) The thoughts of a Falklands War Veteran.
Rogue_gunner_32_alpha@yahoo.co.uk
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(RG) Can you imagine somebody like Simon Cowel buying the rights to screen this footage? Desperate for the next ratings hit, to get one over on Ant & Dec. After the watershed Nine O’clock all the children wont be able to watch it because they are outside mugging old woman having sex in stolen cars or buying and selling crack cocaine. The programme works with the viewer watching the suicide bomber approach the SAS team, on your remote control you have coloured buttons which when you press , tells the TV company when you would have fired your weapon and which part of the body you would have hit? There is also audience participation only they get more of a feel of combat, they are issued with combat clothing including false Ray Bans that they can keep as a memento of the show. When they press their buttons in the studio they are sprayed by a fine mix of simulated brain and blood and small sensors under their chairs make for a simulation IED if they fail to push their buttons in time and get killed. The winner of the show gets awarded a plastic medal by Former General Peter de la Billière and the end of show Champion gets a brand new Hummer with Chrome rims. 5% of the proceeds of the show go to the families of the suicide bombers, viewer discretion is advised!
© Mack (RG) The thoughts of a Falklands War Veteran.
Rogue_gunner_32_alpha@yahoo.co.uk
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