Wednesday 12 November 2008

Pen pushers get more recovery time than frontline troops


Civil servants posted to Iraq and Afghanistan are given more time to recover from the exertions of working in a warzone than troops fighting on the frontline.
Soldiers are given an average of 24 hours 'decompression' after completing their six month tour of duty.
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(RG) Come on give these armchair warriors a break they are a vital component in our military machine. I have heard harrowing tales of these men sitting at their desks for hours on end watching porn and chatting to their mates, this vital role could give the said shiny arse DVT. Some of these men and woman can suffer from serious repetitive strain injury. An unnamed civil servant spent so long surfing the readers wives section of a sleazy porn site that his index finger had a painful callous and he was sent on the much deserved 6 month break to Hawaii. Another man we will refer to as man A had just finished a 7 course banquet and was heading back to his office for a nice afternoon snooze when he unfortunately saw a soldier who had been casavavaced from Afghanistan with both his legs missing. The terrible site made man A nauseous and totally ruined his banquet. Man A has now been diagnosed with severe PTSD and unfortunately been pensioned off and received one million pounds in compensation. The injured soldier was fined a months wages for causing unnecessary suffering to a civil servant. Without these brave civil servants the War On Terror would be impossible to fight, we owe them all a debt of gratitude, long may their arses be shiny. The above photo is of man B who had a severe paper cut on his left thumb recuperating with his mistress woman D.




© Mack (RG) The thoughts of a Falklands War Veteran.
Rogue_gunner_32_alpha@yahoo.co.uk

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