A "grenade" camera, that would enable soldiers to look into hazardous areas, is being developed for UK troops. Dubbed the I-Ball the wireless device is robust enough to survive being thrown onto a battlefield.
The I-Ball's internal camera gives a 360 degree view, with images being sent from the instant it is launched. Read It Here
(RG) When Gordon Brown was informed about this revolutionary device that will help save our servicemen’s lives, he was not impressed stating “There has been enough cash wasted on the military, this is hard times they will just have to make do with binoculars like they did in world war two.” Then Peter Mandelson looked up from reading his magazine `Oiled Up Brazilian Hunks` and informed Brown, “Think about it Gordon we can issue millions of these small devices to councils up and down the country to spy on the population, you know how serious overloaded wheelie bins can be?” Gordon was said to be delighted with Mandelsons idea saying “I knew there was a reason I brought you back into the fold.”
© Mack (RG) The thoughts of a Falklands War Veteran.
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