Round-the-clock ops plan by Blair.

Round-the-clock surgery could be introduced as part of a renewed bid to cut NHS waiting times to a maximum of 18 weeks being unveiled by Tony Blair.

(RG) Blair had this brainwave after a late night selling honours to South American Socialist dictators.On entering number 10 he could hear screaming and smashing noises coming from the bedroom. Blair said Cherie was going berserk shouting at a 14th century mirror “I’m the first fucking lady and I’m hideous” I tried to calm her down but she was foaming at the mouth it was a terrifying sight. She grabbed me by the balls and said “You better sell some more fucking honours and get this face sorted” Read It Here



© Mack (RG) The thoughts of a Falklands War Veteran.