Royal Marine death inquest Marine Tony Evans, 20, and Marine Georgie Sparks, 19, both of J Company, 42 Commando Royal Marines, died of their injuries following a strike on November 27 last year. RIP Never forgotten.
MoD apology on flu death soldier The MOD once again lying about the death of our troops , RIP Lee Porter.
Defence minister accused of 'shambolic management' by Tories When the Defence secretary was asked for his opinion he said “Its all bollocks if you ask me.”
Edinburgh Tattoo: True mark of greatness Oh yes think of the Edinburgh Tattoo and the first thing that comes to mind is Chinese stilt walkers!
More troops needed in Afghanistan, says Nato head More troops from Britain? Wind your neck in Anders Fogh Rasmussen send some from your own country, the Brits and Americans are doing the lions share.
War hero's fury over car ticket The traffic warden was probably one of the Red Robots Socialist Army who hate the military and Veterans, or maybe a Taliban sympathiser?
Former Royal Navy man fights off armed robbers with war cry Well done to John Everett, now those cowardly robbers know what its like to be confronted by the RSM when you have a button undone on your pocket.
If Nelson was around today in Socialist Britain 2009.
Here is Nelson's interchange at Trafalgar brought up to date:
THE BATTLE OF TRAFALGAR 1805 .... (TWO HUNDRED YEARS ON)
Nelson: " Order the signal, Hardy."
Hardy: "Aye, Aye, sir."
Nelson: "Hold on, that's not what I dictated to the Signals Officer.
What's the meaning of this?"
Hardy: "Sorry sir?"
Nelson: (reading aloud): " England expects every person to do his
duty, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, religious
persuasion or disability. What gobbledygook is this?"
Hardy: "Admiralty policy, I'm afraid, sir. We're an equal
opportunities employer now. We had the devil's own job getting '
England ' past the censors, lest it be considered racist."
Nelson: "Gadzooks, Hardy. Hand me my pipe and tobacco."
Hardy: "Sorry sir. All naval vessels have been designated smoke-free
working environments."
Nelson: "In that case, break open the rum ration. Let us splice the
mainbrace to steel the men before battle."
Hardy: "The rum ration has been abolished, Admiral. It's part of the
Government's policy on binge drinking."
Nelson: "Good heavens, Hardy. I suppose we'd better get on with it.
Full speed ahead."
Hardy: "I think you'll find there's a 4 knot speed limit in this
stretch of water."
Nelson: " Damn it man! We are on the eve of the greatest sea battle in
history. We must advance with all dispatch. Report from the crow's
nest please."
Hardy: "That won't be possible, sir."
Nelson: "What?"
Hardy: "Health and safety have closed the crow's nest, sir. No harness.
And they said that rope ladder doesn't meet regulations. They won't
let anyone up there until a proper scaffolding can be erected."
Nelson: "Then get the ship's carpenter without delay, Hardy."
Hardy: "He's busy knocking up a wheelchair access to the fo'c'sle,
Admiral."
Nelson: "Wheelchair access? I've never heard anything so absurd."
Hardy: "Health and safety again, sir. We have to provide a
barrier-free environment for the differently abled."
Nelson: " Differently abled? I've only one arm and one eye and I
refuse even to hear mention of the word. I didn't get to the rank of
admiral by playing the disability card."
Hardy: "Actually, sir, you did. The Royal Navy is under-represented
in the
areas of visual impairment and limb deficiency."
Nelson: "Whatever next? Give me full sail. The salt spray beckons."
Hardy: "A couple of problems there too, sir. Health and safety won't
let the crew up the rigging without hard hats. And they don't want
anyone breathing in too much salt - haven't you seen the adverts?"
Nelson: "I've never heard such infamy. Break out the cannon and tell
the men to stand by to engage the enemy."
Hardy: "The men are a bit worried about shooting at anyone, Admiral."
Nelson: "What? This is mutiny."
Hardy: "It's not that, sir. It's just that they're afraid of being
charged
with murder if they actually kill anyone. There's a couple of
legal-aid
lawyers on board, watching everyone like hawks."
Nelson: "Then how are we to sink the Frenchies and the Spanish?"
Hardy: "Actually, sir, we're not."
Nelson: "We're not?"
Hardy: "No, sir. The Frenchies and the Spanish are our European
partners now. According to the Common Fisheries Policy, we shouldn't
even be in this stretch of water. We could get hit with a claim for compensation."
Nelson: "But you must hate a Frenchman as you hate the devil."
Hardy: "I wouldn't let the ship's Diversity Co-ordinator hear you
saying that sir. You'll be up on a disciplinary."
Nelson: "You must consider every man an enemy, who speaks ill of your
King."
Hardy: "Not any more, sir. We must be inclusive in this multicultural
age.
Now put on your Kevlar vest; it's the rules. It could save your life."
Nelson: " Don't tell me - health and safety. Whatever happened to rum,
sodomy and the lash?"
Hardy: "As I explained, sir, rum is off the menu! And there's a ban
on corporal punishment."
Nelson: "What about sodo Hardy: "I believe that is now legal, sir."
Nelson: "In that case - Kiss me, Hardy".
Heroic Dog is Forced to Stay in Iraq The heartless Socialist B*******, this dog isn’t wanted but our country takes in all the mangy curs with two legs from around the globe, disgusting.
Prince Harry's 'hero' marine in landmark MoD action over 100 wounds The Socialists hate the Monarchy and wont like Prince Harry being associated with this case.
WAR CRY FOR SICK HEROES Prat of the year award goes to Bob `Bollocks` Ainsworth.
Wootton Bassett ready to honour another fallen soldier Wootton Bassett is undoubtedly the most Patriotic and caring town in the UK at the moment but it must also be a depressing one.
Mehsud death could signal turning tide against Pakistan militants Fridays Good News Item.
UK government accused of wasting billions of their defence budget. The Socialist Labour party wasting billions of tax payers money, never?
Dog And Handler Save Soldier's Life Lance Corporal Lee Edwards and his dog Molly are Heroes. Has Gordon Brown banned Molly from coming home as well coz she has bad breath (No Offence Molly) I’m sure it smells like Rose petals compared to that Socialist rat.
Britain's Afghanistan combat mission 'to end in 2014' I wonder what the Taliban think about this, they might even welcome it? Or is it a good idea to make deadlines?
'My tale from the frontline' Thank you for your service Cpl Katie Mercer. I might have even feature you as Babe Of The Day if it wasn’t for the Socialist spoiling the photo.
© Mack (RG) The thoughts of a Falklands War Veteran.
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