(RG) An emergency cabinet meeting was held last night in London to discuss the continuing crisis between Russia and Georgia. Gordon Brown was seething when he noticed that his illegitimate half brother defence secretary Des Brown was absent. Civil servants tracked Mr Brown to a seedy Brothel and crack house in South East London. When he was eventually aroused from his Methyl crystal trip he ran around the warehouse and screamed obscenities at the Government officials saying “Where is my f***** Kilt and slush fund dosh?” After punching a bodyguard in the face he threw his briefcase at another saying “You can shove your job you English B******* “ before disappearing into the back of an old Ford Transit with some Eastern European Pimps and arms dealers. No member of the Government was available for comment this morning. Inside the briefcase was a photo of the new British main battle tank that Mr Brown had purchased from a Polish car dealer in Peckham (See Above)
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